The height of ....

The height of.....


1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree

2) Height of desperation: Banana tree falling in the other direction

3) Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls

4) Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in a prostitute's hole

5) Height of Economic growthL: Prostitute complaining of expansion levels

6) Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest

7) Height of coincidence: Earthquake takes place

8) Height of after-shocks: Girl gets cracked baby nine months later!

9) Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall

10) Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw

11) Height of Technology: A condom with a zip

12) Height of Panic: Zip failing halfway through action

13) Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass is itching

14) Height of compounded troubles: Vulture starts pecking his privates!

15) Height of vanity: Climaxing during sex and calling out your own name